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The ongoing events and behaviors of those who murdered Eddie (and others)  on the Fort Totten Reservation, North Dakota.  How the ongoing criminal enterprise continues to flourish unabated and without a single response from the Justice Department.  Well, not surprising on that!  They would have to investigate themselves and how some of their elite were directly involved and have prospered from the corruption that exists, protected and funded by US Tax Dollars.

Even if you don't live on the Rez, it's your money, YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.  You owe it to yourself to peek in once in awhile and see what you are paying for

All the pages are not yet hooked up, but as they fill out, I will post a note here and you can go and see for yourself. 

New (2nd) Contact page is hooked up.  You can find information on contacting the Parole Board to Free Richard, HERE

Texas Monthly Magazine has done a feature on this case.  Read the October Issue, available at newsstands now.  OR, go to the online version.  Michael Hall went to the rez and saw for himself.

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March 28, 2007--Printer Version

Picking On Zit Puppet

Surprise! Surprise!  Looks like Zit Puppet's invitation to the media was taken up by them!  They showed up for the meeting, as they were invited, and Security (Poopsie's request) barred them from coming in!  Locked them out.  They stayed, however, and interviewed post meeting as people filed out.

ZP gets to keep his seat because 176 voted for him to keep it while 114 voted for him to be removed. (Now he is free to resign, like he said he wanted to do in the first place!).  The Fecal Family, all of them lined up at the front and faced against the audience, daring them to oppose ZP.  114 did oppose him!  (*tapping my calculator:  176 x $1000 each, equals.. click, click, click) (You all got the same amount, right?)

Actually, it was more than that, but those who are in the inner fecal circle of friends with the Turdclan, would not let some eligible enrolled members vote! 

No surprise there.

But wait, there is more!

Free Knives

...and they are all in the backs of his own family.  ZP stood up in front of the crowd and named names and crimes.  He named Carl Walking Eagle and Mark Lufkin as having stolen money from the Tribe; and that Lonna Jackson (currently running for tribal chair) used up her extra $5K a month "expense account" by the first week on her drug habit and was always running to him for more (which he gave).

He named more names, and more crimes.  He said he had documents to prove it and that he gave them to the FBI.  Well, FBI in this case would be Bobo, his Uncle Poopsie's dancing Poodle, but none the less, it was 'accurate'.  (Bobo shred those documents!  Good boy!  Here's a pudding pop for you!)

Brian, in fear for his life now (yuhs, you heard that correctly, he fears his family will kill him---gee, I wonder why?) made a few phone calls and sent additional documents to people his family didn't know he had contacted.  Oopsie!  When he sobers up and realizes what he has done, it will be too late!

Not to worry, he hasn't been sober since 95.  Going to save the embalmer a lot of time, that boy is.

So, the paranoid little bozo is now running his mouth off to anyone that will listen.  Hey, Zit Puppet (*Jumping up and down, waving my email address) You can send those documents (scanned) to me!  I will see to it they get posted!  No cover up here!

Possible Futures Impossible Past

Wonder if the media will see that what just transpired out of their earshot was causing tremors all the way to DC?  Nah!  They would have to look into Indian Country and get some real understanding of it for them to realize how big this really is!

But that might scare them.  Especially when they see what else is hidden under those years of apathy, racism and blind trust in the Federal Government.  Dots might begin to connect. Questions might surface and demand answers. 

Once they start looking, they will be amazed at what had been hidden from them and us, all these decades.  What big and important people are suddenly ducking for cover, resigning, and hiring an army of temp workers to man the shredders. 

Things they did not think were possible to have happened in this democrazy, have been happening all the time in Indian Country.

Imagine if the media turned focus onto Indian Country and how it works and doesn't work and who benefits from the twisted machinations and who suffers from the overall apathy and denial.  Imagine what can be learned, opened up and dealt with. 

Ah! To dream the possibility of futures where the truth is allowed to run free as the buffalo once did! People everywhere having access to the information and demanding answers and accountability for billions and billions of tax dollars, and payment for billions and billions of stolen resources.  Resources stolen from the poorest people on the land, in order to keep them in poverty and without voice, without hope... do we dare dream?  Or is it too soon?

Missing Witness

I apologize for this must be kept cryptic.  Those who need to know will know, but I must tell you that a key witness that could free Richard LaFuente was outed last fall by someone you would think would want to keep his mouth shut.  That witness has now gone missing. 

Let me know when the body floats up. 

When it does, there are already statements and witnesses to the statements and those can be used.  Also, this time, there will be an investigation and the guilty will not so easily glide by this time.  This murder, if it has already happened, will bring them all down. 

So, boys, what's it going to be?  You turn him loose and take your chances? Or you already did the biggest mistake of your life and signed up for another homicide?  You know, these dead bodies are starting to pile up on your family. 

People are looking at you.  People do know. 

Which Brings Us Back To

Zit Puppet!  Yes, looks like the family is really disturbed by your out of control behavior as of late.  Better scan those documents and send them to me really fast.  Include the ones that have all the addresses of the properties you and your mommy and the rest of them bought with Tribal Money. 

You know, the industrial park, resorts, and apartment and condo buildings.  May as well send me all that stuff.  You ain't gonna live long enough to enjoy any of it.  Why should they? 

Your murder would be really hard to prove.  You so dangerous to yourself, it will look like an accident or self-inflicted or an OD.  You are way too easy for them to get rid of.  And way too big of a problem for them to ignore or continue to cover for. 

I know you hate this blog, but I also know you read it, religiously, every day.  Sometimes three or four times a day. 

Can't get enough of that Candy, eh Zitty Pie?

UPcoming...

We will resume the review of the trial and some of the absurdities that occurred and how the Crooked Man Lynn Crooks, managed to find 12 people too stupid to do simple math and figure out that he was misleading them, lying to them and worse. 

I know you all (Jurors) feel like you did the best you could.  But looking back on it, you know you were lied to.  And those of you who took the money to steer the others, well, life has not been all that good for you since then, now has it?  You know know who you were.  Eventually, everyone will know. 

Time is running out for all who were involved to come clean.  Dominoes already starting to fall: clickitty, clickitty, click!  Or is that Seashelly in her little seashell shoes? 

Also:

Find out where it is that you register to protest the election.  Proper notice was not given to the tribe and not enough time was given to allow candidates to mount a campaign.  Further, the only candidates that were given notice were only those directly related to the current Council. 

We would not tolerate this in Afghanistan or Iraq, seems to me we should not tolerate here, in the heart of our great nation, Indian Country.

You know where to find me.

~Cat

March 29, 2007--Printer Version

This just in:  Myra just posted that a General Assembly will be held tomorrow at 2 PM!  Very short notice for y'all, but apparently, even with this latest "victory" they are afraid of you!  So Show up, chant :" TELL THE TRUTH!" and show them the fight is NOT over. 

Way more to come later today as a lot of mail has flooded in. 

Remember:  They are afraid of you!  114 stood up against them and more of you will find your courage and do the same. 

Those who protect the Turdlings will dwindle as they are lacking in any backbone, and they were, apparently, not all paid the same

Zero the Hero

Well, shows to go ya how far out of touch the media is with anything to do with Indian Country.  The big deal about Zit Puppet being recalled and how that went or even WHY it was an issue was not researched by a single reporter!  Nor did they bother to speak to anyone that had signed the petition or voted against him to get their side.

Nope, they are portraying the little weasel as a heroic figure.  They are quoting only his friends, relatives and supporters. 

Not sure how they can call themselves "Journalists" or even "reporters", because clearly, the credo of getting all sides, has long ago vanished into the dust.

Once again proving that the Indians have no voice save for that of the corrupt, abusive and worse. 

What really strikes me as funny, is that these "reporters" still think of Indians as if they are property belonging to the corrupt.  They choose the corrupt leaders and call them "spokesmen for the tribe".  Clearly the tribe has no voice. 

Clearly, the media has no real interest, save to support the corruption and the myth of heroic leadership overcoming "disgruntled former employees" (I almost laughed til I peed on that one!) without even making the slightest attempt to talk to the people that are struggling to overcome the corruption and abuses of these elected officials, who have not had a fair election in decades, nor do they plan to do so again.

The same "heroic" Tribal Council members did not notify, in fact, kept secret from the tribe until less than 2 days before eligibility of entry ended, that an election was to happen.  The only people that were informed were the family and friends of the current corrupt Tribal Council! 

Literally, the people have NO ONE to vote for except the currently corrupt, or the families of the currently corrupt. 

Perhaps the media should be invited to that vote count.  Wow!  What a shock!  The corrupt win again!

Media has a responsibility to inform the public of what is going on.  However, media has taken the role of supporting the corruption and giving no voice to the oppressed in their own community.  Continuing to foster the myth that all is well in Indian Country, and that our democracy is still strong. 

Media has become the tool of the corrupt.  Your local papers have no conscience and no shame. 

They also have no balls.  And that, my friends, is why it is up to the Good People of Spirit Lake Nation to continue the fight, continue the protests and continue to chant "Tell the Truth!" at every meeting.  Continue to say that to all those involved in this corruption and all the murders  and crime that have been gutting your tribe from within. 

Hold them accountable.  You cannot count on the press.  Clearly, they are dazzled by some stereo-type.  Clearly they are uneducated and prefer to keep things as they are. 

You can only count on one another.  Do not give up now.  Do not allow them to find comfort in their bullying you and the corruption they thrive on.  Hold them accountable.  Shun them. Shun their families.  There is no other way. 

They rob you of everything: Your homes, your money, your dignity and your future.  Do not give them the comfort of your silent approval.  Do not give their children the comfort of your children. 

The innocent suffer for what the guilty have done.  The innocent in the community suffer for what is being done to them.  Let so the families of the corrupt suffer for what they have done, and yes, there are innocent there, but let it be their innocent that suffer also.  Then and only then will they have enough discomfort that they will back down.

Until that time, until it comes into their homes and it is their children crying, they will hear nothing but their own praises.

Write to the newspapers that have reported only one side of this issue and tell them what you have been through.  Don't let them get away with peddling their stupidity in print without you raising your voice to be heard, regardless of whether they print it or not.

For if you retreat, be quiet, mutter only to yourselves, you raise no sound of discontent and your silence is assumed to be support for their position.  Make the sound of discontent and make it loud and often.  Make yourself and the plight of Indian People more difficult to ignore.

This is a brief blog.  But you get the point.

You know where to find me.

~Cat

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March 30, 2007  Printer Version

(*Note:  Looks like Myra is up to her ol' tricks!  No, not drunk and naked in Turdling's front yard! That is so 'yesterday' for her!, but once again, in order to make it harder for you to plan to be at the meeting, she has again, on very short notice, changed the time!  Yup, K-Boo-Hoo is saying that the meeting is scheduled for 2 PM now.  Here's the thing:  If you wait and show up at 2 PM, she will say the meeting was at 10 AM and you missed it.  K-Boo Hoo got it wrong.  If you show up at 10 AM and schedule time off of work to attend, she will tell you that you should have listened to K-boohoo and you would have known it was at 2 PM! 

I kid you not, that family is terrified of you people showing up to hold them accountable!  Iguess they are not really very secure in their "victory" of the other night.  Isn't there a rule about how short the notice can be for meetings?  And, what about proper notification of the community when an election is going to be set? 

If they were not so scared, they would give you enough time for both.  So, whatever you have to do, do it, but show up at the meeting.  And demand that the time be set at a regular time and place.  Even if she is too drunk to get her time right!  Tell her to bring her "It child" with her.  The one she wanted nothing to do with when she saw what it was when it was born!  Oh yah, raised her children right all right!  No lie too big for that mouth, eh?) (Don't you wish they would just face up and quit trying to hide the meetings and the elections from you?  What a bunch of sissies, eh?)

*And the Shell Game with the meeting dates and times continues!  Looks like Myra wants everyone so confused they can't attend!  Or she is so drunk (again) that she can't figure it out for herself?  You decide.  Latest is, that the meeting has been postponed until MONDAY now because of Leland Azure's Funeral.  Yeah, like she gave a flying crap.  She knew about the funeral plans and Leland's death two days ago. 

No wonder Zit Puppet was born with both a vagina and a penis: She could not make up her mind what she wanted!

Partners in Crime

Interesting how much mail is coming in from first-timers to the blog.  A lot of people, most non-Indian (surprised me!) upset at how the media reported only Zit Puppet's side of things.  Not at all concerned about the rampant corruption on the rez, even treating him like a hero.

Apparently, some of you have been: A- Run off the road by the drunken bastard and the cops wouldn't do anything, B- had your kids given both drugs and alcohol by "the little creep", and C.- thought they were finally going to do something about him.

One writer wanted to know if all Indians are "stupid?" ("What? Are they all Stupid????") because they allowed the corrupt little pervert to carry on, in their own community when they had the chance to actually do something better for themselves and their families, and they chose instead, to sell out.

Well, do not be dismayed.  I, personally am encouraged and delighted that so many did stand up, despite the threats, and despite the intimidation tactics. 

I ask that you, in Indian Country, not judge all "whites" or non-Indians by what you read in the paper or see on TV.  The media, for the most part, is extremely lazy.  Not the crusading or investigative reporters of yesteryear, but a new batch of chair huggers who have never worn out a pair of shoes in their lives. 

They sit and wait for Press Releases to come in and tell them what to say.  They have forgotten the art of reporting where they go out and get both sides of an issue.  Their editors seem to want this new breed of soft bread.  Editors used to be courageous, but now they just want ad revenues rolling in and really are only there to give the illusion of a free press.  It is actually "free advertising" and promoting whatever stereo-type is currently most accepted. 

The days of Woodward and Bernstein, I am afraid, are gone. 

But we still have the internet and we still connect.  Actually, despite the slovenly, doughy media, and it's high goals of revenue and awards for "style" over "substance", we are all more connected. 

Amazed they are and we are not, when things break out much differently than they had anticipated, or had been reporting.

That the DL Journal could completely overlook that Zit Puppet had been arrested in their home town twice this month, and extol his praises like he is a folk hero, is going to leave them very much with egg on their faces when he continues to be the out of control and very dangerous person that he has been. 

He now has no reason to even try to stop. In fact, he's just getting warmed up.  Who knows what to what home he will bring the grief that he carries?  It might even be to them.  Let's see what they write when it is their child he rapes, or their loved one he plows into while driving drunk.  Surprise? Outrage? Or perhaps "silence"? 

They can all bet on one thing:  they will have brought it on themselves. 

They should cut their newspaper into 3/4" strips, mix in some mylar strands, bind it all up at one end and make it into cheerleader pom poms! "Gooooo Brian!" 

Like I said, they set themselves up for what he does next.  Standing there with their pom poms and their worthless ink pens.

They are, presently, and he is laughing at them, his partners in crime.

It Zit?

The biggest laughs, as always, come from Indian Country.  The paper quoting Myra as having raised her children to be upright and all... That alone was a flood of emails:

"She never raised her kids!  They were taken away from her because she was such a big drunk!" It was common for her to be laid out, naked, on the Turdlings' front lawns after they had partied with her. 

Zit Puppet was the product, as was each of her children, of some drunken coupling wherein her being conscious was optional and usually she wasn't.  

When the little Zitling was born, he was both genders.  They flipped a coin to see which would be removed.  They left the male plumbing, and when he got older, they gave him a plastic testicle.  His daddy had one of those a long time ago.  So now you understand why it is he PM Esses so frequently.

He was raised, also, by others as his mother, too drunk to give a flying flip over what happened to him.  So, having the papers quote her as the moral and upright woman, really tells the story of how little anyone really knows anything about Indian Country.  Frankly, how little they really care even though that which ails them in their own homes: Drugs, alcoholism, robberies, ID Theft and drug addiction, is so well nurtured in Indian Country that it can spread, without even slowing down, all across the land.

Running Scared

The whole Turdclan was scared that Zit Puppet would go down.  Jackie was, the day before, so tense that her bony face looked like it had aged yet another 40 years as she set the buffet at the casino.  Now, she is strutting around, proclaiming loud and long "Well, We WON!". 

Yes, Zit Puppet, without anyone in the media even bothering to look at his credentials, is still able to control over $27MILLION of revenues that come into the tribe every month.  Still unable to meet an audit, and still without any education in the field of finances.

And they cheer him on? 

But the Turdclan is still in fear.  114 was way more opposition than they expected after their threats to jobs, homes and personal safety to anyone that opposed them.  Even though they stacked the ballot box (and that was way too easy!) they were afraid they would not have enough!

And now, we see that Myra has scheduled, with almost NO NOTICE, a general Assembly meeting for Friday at 10 AM. 

Tell me this:  If they were so sure they had all the weight on their side, why still trying to avoid letting people know when the meetings would be so they could attend?  The answer is simple:  They are still very, very afraid.

People are not giving up.  People are not going back to the blankets and feeling scared and sorry for themselves.  The Good People are continuing the fight and making it NOT EASY for the corruption to ruin the rez. 

They are still, maybe now even more, afraid of the people.  The people realize they have nothing much more to lose and everything to gain by standing up. 

The bought and paid for alliances are not strong and not reliable.  They paid for more than 250, but they only got 194?  That alone is bothering them.  They are looking with suspicion at those they think might not have been loyal enough.

With Good Reason

The damage Zit Puppet did is yet to be revealed in full, to his family.  He says he gave this list of corruption to the FBI and that there is an investigation.  Well, he is right and wrong about that.  There is no investigation on anything because he gave nothing to the FBI. 

However, because he was so scared and wanted "you to know why, if I am killed", he gave some paperwork to someone he should not have.  Someone that might be just waking up to what that family is all about.

Someone with very close connections to the Feds. 

And so with that, the people he condemned, not just those on the list (see the Zit Puppet documents on the document page) but his own family as each of those people is tied, by their criminal corruption, directly to his family, and by his outing them and subjecting them to scrutiny, they will in turn, of course, rat out everything about him and his family.

Nice goin' there It Puppet!  (*breaking out the pom-poms- Rah! Rah! Siss-Boom-Bah!)

So, his temporary glaze of the glow of media darling won't be enjoyed for long.  None of them really wants him around much longer because he is the loose cannon and they don't want to risk him doing it again and worse, him being around to upchuck all he knows about his family and his family's friends connections to the criminal enterprises ongoing. 

Expect to find the little Zero Hero, belly up in the ditch one last time. 

Meanwhile, those of you who have photos of him or his truck or whatever he is driving, off the road, in the ditch, feel free to email them to me and I will post them. 

I will also send copies to the local papers and tell them where they can find their latest hero.

What You Can Do

I suggest that all of you go and visit the websites for the Fargo Forum, Devil's Lake Journal, and any other North Dakota rag and let them know how you feel about their extremely one-sided, totally ignorant "reporting" of the events of this past week.

They need to hear from you.  If you don't start practicing speaking up and speaking out, you will someday find you have no voice at all. 

Just drop them good people a line.  I am sure they want to hear from you all!

You know where to find me!

~Cat

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March 31, 2007 --Printer Version

Looks Like We Have A Candidate!

Not sure because I know very little about her, but Peggy Cavenaugh is running for Tribal Chair and is in St. Michaels.

What I do know is that she works for the Health Clinic, so she would see, first hand, the damage done by the Turdclan and their adorable Turdlings:  the rapes, the diseases, the drug overdoses and assaults.  She would know the source of most of those problems.

Also, Brian, by threatening to reveal information on her, shows that he is terrified of her.  I like her already!  He has no information on her.  He has no information on anyone except the current Tribal Council with whom he shares multiple guilts for multiple crimes. 

That Peggy Cavenaugh could run the clinic despite the toxic politics and attempts to shut it down, makes her strong enough, in my book, to be worth voting for.

Myra is also very terrified of her.  I can think of no better candidate to step in and begin the hard work of cleaning up the messes they have created, and revealing how much has been squandered, stolen from the Tribe, the programs for the elderly, the children and all the infrastructure that has been ruined for lack of funding.

Many contractors will no longer do work for the tribe as they were cheated out of their money.  Even the one CPA that went into debt to try and rectify the books, is owed over $250K which he has been cheated out of. 

I hear there is an attorney in there (which one, I don't know) that Brian keeps as his special pet, but lately he is talking about how much money that man has stolen from him.  I will let you know who that is when I find out. 

And, in case you think that Myra has only robbed the tribe of money, think again.  She signed away the Lake, the Sacred Lake in a deal with the government, the whole time she was taking money from other tribes to fight to keep it as Indian Land, Sacred to the SLN.  Even after she had it signed away, she was petitioning other tribes for and getting, money to fight the good fight!

This just added: *The Myra signing away the shores saga continues

"Not that part! The one where she signed away the lake and shores of the spirit lake,she signed them away to the state government, their was witness to it. She started to cry when they informed her what she did, and tried to go back on it. but the state told her their was nothing she could do, so she accepted it!"

Said one reader.  I know she cares nothing for anything sacred, so if she was crying it was because she didn't get more money from it.  She knew what she was doing because the lawyers told her what it meant.  This whole crying thing is a joke.  But thanks for writing.

You think these people don't have lawyers looking at all this stuff?  She chose to ignore the lawyers.  She was still looking for money from other tribes in the year following this.  Trust me, she signs nothing she is not making money off of. 

The upshot is that the shores can be used by anyone, anytime now.  The shores surround the lake. 

I say she is crooked, you say she is stupid. Either way, get her out.

She  has been rewarded for her Black Road ways by being named to the board of the Indian Colleges.  She is a disgrace to all Indians, and a disgrace to the whole nation as one of the most blatantly corrupt politicians on the scene.  She makes those boys in DC look like amateur hour!

That she has so many other politicians from other tribes supporting her is something the other tribes should be concerned about. 

Meanwhile, in Spirit Lake Nation, I say, begin to regain some dignity and put in someone that is NOT on their side.  If that is Peggy Cavenaugh, then by golly, go do it! 

You need to get all of them out of their.  You need to keep fighting to save yourselves, and moreso for the children and their children, so they will have a chance. 

Make sure the ballot boxes are NOT stuffed.  Make sure they are empty at the beginning and that only one ballot is put in at a time and everyone only votes one time.  Not like the Zit Puppet Fiasco.

Sparkler Explained

I had run out of asterisks to signify that yet another change in the meeting date and time had occurred.  Myra, the naked lawn ornament, must be hitting the booze and pills again as she continues to change the dates, the times, and giving shorter and shorter notice to try and dodge the fact that people will show up at the meetings.

First thing you need to get Peggy Cavenaugh to do when she is elected, is to set regular meeting times so people can schedule ahead and attend. 

No more of this shell game: "Now you see it, now you don't" as Myra tries to confuse and confound anyone that would hold her accountable. 

Zit Puppet Brigade

Also, people who were threatened that if they showed up at the meeting they would be fired (the one where Zit Puppet was going to be held to account) you have a claim against the Tribal Council and against anyone, supervisor or anyone that threatened you.  Give me the names of those people and what you were told.  I will expose them in this blog and then their families and friends, and the community at large can deal with them, hold them accountable for their part in this crime.

Other Newspapers are reading the reports that were offered up in the Grand Forks Herald and Devils Lake Journal, and as one reporter put it:  "I cringed." 

But, this has also exposed and I am getting more information on this, some of Zit Puppet's connections in Grand Forks, and in Fargo.  Apparently, others in the same Gay Bars are also disgusted and appalled.

One said directly that Zit Puppet has connections, through his aberrant lifestyle (not talking 'gay' talking rape, child porn and that sort of thing) and he has given tens of thousands of dollars to some individuals and has photos he has threatened to use to expose others. 

I wish he hadn't done that.  Now the list of suspects when they finally off him, will be more than 2 pages long!  Was it his family?  They are upset about him not doing what they say, and drawing attention to his criminal behaviors and theirs by going off reservation and forcing them to pull strings that reveal more than they cover up.  They are also highly upset at him threatening Mark Lufkin and Carl Walking Eagle with exposure on their crimes.  Their crimes are directly connected to his family!  You think they would sit quietly and NOT expose all the Turdlings?  Hah!

So, now we have his family, including the mother that rejected him at birth and did not accept him until he became politically an asset by his blackmailing those he had raped while they were passed out, or by consent. 

We have his uncles and his daddy, all of whom are unable to control him.

We have his cousin, now dying from AIDS from Zit Puppet pimping him out in California to make enough money for them to get their drugs and live the life. He is now being shut out of everything except when Zit Puppet needs someone to push around or poke.

We have Carl Walking Eagle, Mark Lufkins, and everyone he named that he was turning over papers on--- they will not be happy and they could decide to shut him up.

Now, with more exposure of business dealings off rez, with tribal monies, and with those who need to keep their public image shiny clean, they could easily do him in.

How safe is he feeling these days? Not very! 

How will they do it? Easy!  They will simply allow him to get so drunk he can't hold his mud, watch him drive off, one of them follow him, give him a nudge, "SPLASH!" and the job is done. 

No investigation would show anything out of the ordinary about his death.  In fact, many would wonder why it had not happened long ago.

The Naked Lawn Ornament would be first in line to pick up her check for $200, and the rest of the family would follow. 

That, unfortunately, is the only choice left for all those who know him and have seen him turn on his "friends" and family in recent times.  No one wants to risk it.

His pals in Oberon would miss him and the money and the drugs, but they have enough of both to hold them over for a  while.  Maybe he will go run to them?  I don't know.  They don't know what papers he sent out and if their names are on it.  I do.

Yup, the Turdclan for so long been without anyone challenging them on any of their crimes.  Now, just a little question here and there, people showing up for meetings and votes, people signing petitions, even despite the threats,  and all of a sudden, they are falling apart at their weakest links.

Looks like ZP will bring a lot of them down with him.  Somebody bring that Zit Pie a beer!

* Yet another article in the Devil's Lake Journal by the same fan of Zit Puppet.  He seems to be determined to smear the people who worked so hard to get Zit Puppet recalled.  He never spoke to anyone on the opposition nor has he heard or read or looked at any proof they could offer. 

I guess the Devils Lake Journal is all about playing favorites.  Anyone know the editor?  Anyone know the editor better than perhaps ZP does?  If so, ask him if he is willing to look at the proof and talk to the people who have done so much work only to be called "Disgruntled former employees" and worse by a writer who does not bother to get the other side of the story. 

I wonder if he is being paid as the unofficial PR man for that bastard?  Someone ask him if he got his journalism credentials from the gumball machine.  Personally, if I lived in that town, I would cancel my subscription. 

Kalum Chronicles

Well, Kalum's drug partner, Joe Teel, got busted in Sheyenne this week.  Assaulting an officer, domestic violence, a whole whack of charges.  Looking at some serious time there, Bubba!  Oops!  What is it snivelers like Joe Teel III do when they are facing jail time?  What's that you say Lassie?  (*barks twice).  You say they rat out their partners and friends? (*barks twice).

(Barks Twice rolls over 4 times.) You say they roll over on their criminal activities and all the people involved?  Barks Twice barks twice. 

Well, there you have it.  Kalum may soon be losing the comfort of his hotel de badgers and have to go to a real jail.  Joe Teel not able to skate out of this one without naming names.  Ooops!  Would that also include some of Kalum's buds from the Oh Oh Bar?  (Barks Twice Barks 4 times)

Oh my!  That will be just awful! (*Pop!)

Meanwhile, the Badgers are making sure that Kalum has all he needs as for drugs, sex, they take care of his dog for him, and let him run his drug business from a cell phone in his cell.  Oops!  I made a funny! "Cell Phone"!  I had not thought of  it like that before!  Maybe he can do a Sprint Commercial?

Oh yeah, the poison continues to kill the young on the rez.  Leland Azure was on his way to the Oh Oh Bar to get a supply to use and sell.  Charges are pending.  We'll see.

Now, if Kalum had not been in Jail, Leland would not have been out there doing his runs for him.

Rest in Peace you dumb ass. 

You know where to find me.

~Cat